Random Thoughts

Eeewwww - I don't want to see any man in one of those little speedos, let alone a rather large, 75 year old man. If you can't see the top of your speedo, we can't either...take the hint.

Good lord women, they're called bras - use them. (And a side note here, you don't have to be so proud of yourself for finally wearing one that you feel the need to show everyone.)

Why is it that all men who stand to pee are in total denial that they splash?

Here's my dogs daily schedule in a nutshell - wake up, walk, eat, sleep for 8 hours in the house, walk, hope for a dinner treat, sleep through the night. They're at home most of the day - sleeping. So why is it that when I walk in the door the dog goes over to the water bowl, which has been full all day, and drinks like she just got out of the desert? She sounds like I've starved her for water - good lord girl, it's been there all day, just get your lazy doggie butt off that comfy cushion and walk over and get a drink...